Looking to curse someone out at work? Here are 'professional' ways to flip off the middle finger

Have you ever wanted to check a coworker but didn't know how to do it in a professional manor? 

You want to put someone in their place but not in a street kinda way that will warrant a trip to HR or possibly on the verge of getting fired. You just want to "gut-punch that ass," as Vivica Fox would say. 

Well, no worries. I came across a helpful Twitter thread on ways to somewhat professionally curse someone out at work: 

Here’s a thread of professional ways to curse someone out at work. Please feel free to add.

— Big M (@meganashle_) October 6, 2021

Check out some of the ways to somewhat professionally let a bih know you're not the one. (Use this with caution though, don't get fired lol).

“I hope you have the day you deserve”

— Big M (@meganashle_) October 6, 2021

“Your opinion has been noted and will be given all the consideration it deserves”

— Big M (@meganashle_) October 6, 2021

“I don’t have the bandwidth for that task at this time”

— Big M (@meganashle_) October 6, 2021

“I hope your day is as pleasant as you are”

— Big M (@meganashle_) October 6, 2021

“Test that assumption at your earliest convenience”

— Big M (@meganashle_) October 6, 2021

Someone at work once said “I would like you to tell me in your own words, what was your thought process behind this?” & I was WEAK.

Translation: girl wtf?

— All Things Silver... (@LilOle_Sterling) October 6, 2021

“If you don’t understand the email, then let me apologize for not relaying this information in a way that you could process and understand it.”

— Vamp Girl X (@VampNyckeiEsq) October 6, 2021

Thank you in advance for your cooperation regarding this matter as previous misunderstandings have led us to this current discussion.

— Creatrix14 (@calliepubco) October 6, 2021

“Per my previous email” = if yo ass would just shut up and listen

— ✭Diggs BM 3-1✭ (@queeenthang) October 6, 2021

“What more do you need?”
“Moving forward…”
“As previously stated…”

— Taylor (@TaylorrKiara) October 6, 2021

And here's the perfect tweet to recite when someone tries to take credit for you work:

“I am so glad you liked my idea enough to make it your own”

— B (@mfbellls) October 6, 2021

And as someone graciously shared in the thread, here's a cheat sheet on email code in the professional work environment:

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— Jay (@Jave_CTTK) October 6, 2021

Do you have any other ones to share? Drop them below in the comments!