Have you ever been on a really, really bad first date?
Jimmy Fallon shared his worst first date story today on Twitter and asked others to share their funny or embarrassing stories as well:I once tried to surprise my date by not telling her what restaurant we were going to. I accidentally picked the one she worked at. #WorstFirstDate— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) January 10, 2018
Peep some of these "interesting" first dates below ...
The guy accidentally texted me instead of his mate about how the date was going, saying he regretted asking me out. We both checked our phones at the same time. There was an awkward silence for the rest of the ride. #WorstFirstDate— Maïté Lombard (@MaiteLombard) January 10, 2018
He took me to Applebee's. Where his ex-wife was a waitress. #WorstFirstDate— ouija (@ouijadorelire) January 10, 2018
My #worstfirstdate is one time he told me to “dress up real nice” and then he took me to Waffle House.— Melissa Hester (@Mhester25) January 10, 2018
One time, I took a girl to the movies. During the movie, she kept looking at the person behind her. Turns out, her Dad was sitting behind us the ENTIRE time. #WorstFirstDate— Will Alderson (@Will_Alderson) January 10, 2018
He took me to a restaurant and went to the bathroom a lot and stepped out often to take calls. I thought it was weird, and then the waiter said “you know he’s at another table with a blonde woman right?”. he had 2 first dates at once #worstfirstdate— kelsey 🍀 (@see_kel) January 10, 2018
One time this guy told me the story of how a ghost tried to kill him and began crying to me in a bar #WorstFirstDate— Star Lorde (@pcnannerhammock) January 10, 2018
When I was 21, took my date to a fancy restaurant., I was handed the wine list and ordered number 178. The waiter came back and whispered in my ear, “You do know that is the price?” #WorstFirstDate— WharfRat (@WharfRat4) January 10, 2018
I once took a girl to a local pizza place for our first date. She proceeded to cover her slice of pizza in garlic powder and looked at me and said "This is just in case you were planning on kissing me later." #WorstFirstDate @FallonTonight— Ben Kaplan (@BattleOTBeltway) January 10, 2018
@jimmyfallon My date let me out of the car to wait on the curb while he parallel parked. After 3 failed attempts he drove off. I walked home. #WorstFirstDate— Leslie Gannon (@LeslieGanny) January 10, 2018
She said to me she was happy I didn’t look like a serial killer. I told her ,”Looks can be deceiving.” #WorstFirstDate— L & O Show (@FoggyDew1310) January 10, 2018
Took her to Lafayette Square in DC on a pretty fall afternoon. She told me that she was medically diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic, then discussed in great detail about the 3 voices that she hears on a daily basis in her head... and what they thought of me. | #WorstFirstDate— Eric Johnsen 👨🏻💻 (@ericjdesigns) January 10, 2018
The waiter came over and looked confused. He turned to my date and asked “when did you stop being gay? We had a date last night.” #WorstFirstDate— Michelle (@mc_arthur123) January 10, 2018
Need an excuse to get out of an awful date? ...Met a guy. Talked to him for weeks before I agreed to a date. After our dinner out he asked if we could go to his place because he wanted me to meet someone. It was his WIFE! They were swingers. #worstfirstdate— cc (@PainInTheAce) January 10, 2018
How about this cute love story of a bad first date turning into marriage! ...Went on a date with a guy from the internet who had zero personality or humor. About an hour in, i was done, so i hit him with “i bet by looking at me you couldn’t tell i have a peen.” I had to catch a ride back home but it was worth it. #WorstFirstDate— bri lyrac (@Raising2Razos) January 10, 2018
And, ready for the biggest LOL?!! ...In college got invited to a girls house for a "home cooked' meal . Recipe called for 2 cloves of garlic, she used 2 HEADS of garlic...sweated out garlic for a month...all's well that ends well...married almost 30 years...still can't cook though! #WorstFirstDate— Gerry Carlin (@GerryCarlin) January 10, 2018
... That is totally something my father would've done back in the day ... Zero. Fucks Given!When my date brought me home, he walked me in. My dad heard us come in, and got up half asleep, locked eyes with my date, and farted for a minute straight. He never broke eye contact the entire time, and then went back to bed without a word. #WorstFirstDate— Maddie Allen (@_MadelineElyse_) January 10, 2018
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