Episode 7: Matchmaker, Matchmaker...Mind Your Business!"
The Game is back this week and Tasha is still ignoring Melanie and playing her childish games.
While at a Sabers game, Melanie sits close to Tasha and Tee, she tries to make herself visible but Tasha and Tee Tee walk past her without speaking.
Then, in walks Janay and D.J. In a desperate attempt to make friends, Melanie acts extra happy when she spots them in the sky box.
"So I was thinking, since we're cool now and we're rooting for the same team, we probably should sit together like one big happy family," Melanie said to Janay.
Janay responded, "Is this because you don't have any friends?"
As the two are talking, Tasha and Tee Tee are watching behind a buffet of food. Tasha dragged Tee Tee on her side and she makes him throw a piece of food at Melanie.
Melanie tells Janay that she's currently in between friends and she continues to hang by her. She meets Noah who is Janay's new guy friend. Melanie seems happy and actually relieved that Janay may possibly be dating (because this would mean she's off Derwin's back).
Episode 6 Recap: Melanie Tries to Smooth Things Over with Tasha, Malik and Derwin are in For a Surprise with the Sabers Owner
Janay says she wouldn't call it dating, saying there aren't any labels on her and Noah's "relationship." Melanie invites Janay and Noah over for dinner and she doesn't take no for an answer.
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Tasha tells Malik that she didn't raise him to be an "ign'ant negro" as she discusses black people and under tipping. Malik said he tips waitresses for their slim waists and fat a** and if anything is wrong with his food then he deducts from the tip.
"...See this the reason why I don't have no time for a man in my life, hell I'm too busy dealing with his ign'ant a** trying to get his career back on track," Tasha said.
She said the last thing she needs is a relationship. Tee Tee goes on to talk about sex, hinting at Tasha that she needs to get some, even if it means hiring a professional.
"My momma might be a failure when it comes to men, but she's not desperate," Malik said.
Tasha said hooker stuff is some "white mess" and said she doesn't need to pay for sex.
Tee Tee said black women are always late to the party when it comes to sex; threesomes and oral. He gives Tasha a number to a very discreet escort service but Malik trashes it.
Later on, While alone in her place Tasha digs through the trash where Malik threw out the escort number and she calls it in a desperate attempt to get some male action! Feeling embarrased, Tasha calls and says her name is Melanie and then hangs up.
She goes to the bar later on and as she's about to leave, she bumps into a man named Reynaldo (Carl Anthony Payne).
"Wow, so you're just gonna walk in here, take my breath away and leave?," Reynaldo says.
"You need to be at least this tall to ride this ride," Tasha snaps back in response to Reynaldo's short height and wack pick up lines.
As Tasha is about to walk away, he offers to buy her a drink and she sits back at the bar and talks with him. Reynaldo points out that they're at a place where people come looking for prostitutes and he tells Tasha she looks fine enough to charge for.
Feeling offended, Tasha said he couldn't afford her. "I don't need no man to buy me drinks, I don't need no man to buy me dinner, I don't need no man to satisfy me."
Next thing you know Reynaldo is satisfying her in bed as she's screaming out "satisfy me!" Afterwards, she creeps out the room to call Tee Tee and tells him she just had some sex.
"I called to prove my point, I don't have to pay for mine because I gets mine," a proud Tasha said.
But, when she gets back to the room, Reynaldo is dressed and ready to go. Tasha tells him she wants another round and he says it will cost her. He goes on to say how he usually charges $500 for sex but he'll give Tasha the early bird special.
"I should chop you up into pieces and flush you down the toilet like the little turd you are," Tasha yells out to him.
Reynaldo said Tasha knew he what he was about and he charges her $3,000 for the six hours they were together. Tasha said she didn't know. She challenges him and asks what if she doesn't pay? Reynaldo says then she would be chopped up into little pieces and flushed down the toilet.
Reynaldo also charges Tasha for the drinks he bought her earlier. In the end, Tasha winds up paying for her sex and his time.
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Melanie tells Derwin that she's inviting Janay over and said they shared a moment in the sky box. Derwin doesn't understand why Melanie is going through all the trouble to be nice to Janay. Melanie said she wants to help Janay get her new man.
Later on while everyone is at the dinner table, Melanie cracks corny jokes. Irv walks in as everyone is sharing a laugh, he has Derwin's deal memo so Derwin invites Irv to join them for dinner. Melanie introduces Irv as Derwin's obnoxious manager.
Irv asked if anyone Googled Noah yet and says there are some weird people out in the world.
Janay later on confesses to Melanie that she's actually been seeing Noah for awhile, she pulls out a ring and says they're engaged too!...she's just been keeping the news quite to not freak Derwin out.
Melanie is thrilled at the news. Janay said she wants to keep the news just between them and tell Derwin when the time is right.
As soon as Janay and Noah make their exit, Derwin tells Melanie and Irv that Noah is a jack*ss and Melanie has the uh-oh look on her face.
Towards the end of the episode, Derwin and Melanie are in bed and Melanie can't go to sleep. She wakes up Derwin for a truth moment and asked him if he really hates Noah or if he hates the idea of Janay being with someone else other than him.
Derwin doesn't answer but instead says, "are you serious? No Melanie I'm not going to do this with you. It's 12 o'clock for Christ sake go to bed" and he rolls over to go back to sleep.
Melanie hits back with her truth moment, spills the beans and tells Derwin that Janay and Noah are getting married.
Now Derwin is awake and he looks pissed!
The Game is back this week and Tasha is still ignoring Melanie and playing her childish games.
While at a Sabers game, Melanie sits close to Tasha and Tee, she tries to make herself visible but Tasha and Tee Tee walk past her without speaking.
Then, in walks Janay and D.J. In a desperate attempt to make friends, Melanie acts extra happy when she spots them in the sky box.
"So I was thinking, since we're cool now and we're rooting for the same team, we probably should sit together like one big happy family," Melanie said to Janay.
Janay responded, "Is this because you don't have any friends?"
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Melanie tells Janay that she's currently in between friends and she continues to hang by her. She meets Noah who is Janay's new guy friend. Melanie seems happy and actually relieved that Janay may possibly be dating (because this would mean she's off Derwin's back).
Episode 6 Recap: Melanie Tries to Smooth Things Over with Tasha, Malik and Derwin are in For a Surprise with the Sabers Owner
Janay says she wouldn't call it dating, saying there aren't any labels on her and Noah's "relationship." Melanie invites Janay and Noah over for dinner and she doesn't take no for an answer.
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Tasha tells Malik that she didn't raise him to be an "ign'ant negro" as she discusses black people and under tipping. Malik said he tips waitresses for their slim waists and fat a** and if anything is wrong with his food then he deducts from the tip.
"...See this the reason why I don't have no time for a man in my life, hell I'm too busy dealing with his ign'ant a** trying to get his career back on track," Tasha said.
She said the last thing she needs is a relationship. Tee Tee goes on to talk about sex, hinting at Tasha that she needs to get some, even if it means hiring a professional.
"My momma might be a failure when it comes to men, but she's not desperate," Malik said.
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Tee Tee said black women are always late to the party when it comes to sex; threesomes and oral. He gives Tasha a number to a very discreet escort service but Malik trashes it.
Later on, While alone in her place Tasha digs through the trash where Malik threw out the escort number and she calls it in a desperate attempt to get some male action! Feeling embarrased, Tasha calls and says her name is Melanie and then hangs up.
She goes to the bar later on and as she's about to leave, she bumps into a man named Reynaldo (Carl Anthony Payne).
"Wow, so you're just gonna walk in here, take my breath away and leave?," Reynaldo says.
"You need to be at least this tall to ride this ride," Tasha snaps back in response to Reynaldo's short height and wack pick up lines.
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Feeling offended, Tasha said he couldn't afford her. "I don't need no man to buy me drinks, I don't need no man to buy me dinner, I don't need no man to satisfy me."
Next thing you know Reynaldo is satisfying her in bed as she's screaming out "satisfy me!" Afterwards, she creeps out the room to call Tee Tee and tells him she just had some sex.
"I called to prove my point, I don't have to pay for mine because I gets mine," a proud Tasha said.
But, when she gets back to the room, Reynaldo is dressed and ready to go. Tasha tells him she wants another round and he says it will cost her. He goes on to say how he usually charges $500 for sex but he'll give Tasha the early bird special.
"I should chop you up into pieces and flush you down the toilet like the little turd you are," Tasha yells out to him.
Reynaldo said Tasha knew he what he was about and he charges her $3,000 for the six hours they were together. Tasha said she didn't know. She challenges him and asks what if she doesn't pay? Reynaldo says then she would be chopped up into little pieces and flushed down the toilet.
Reynaldo also charges Tasha for the drinks he bought her earlier. In the end, Tasha winds up paying for her sex and his time.
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Melanie tells Derwin that she's inviting Janay over and said they shared a moment in the sky box. Derwin doesn't understand why Melanie is going through all the trouble to be nice to Janay. Melanie said she wants to help Janay get her new man.
Later on while everyone is at the dinner table, Melanie cracks corny jokes. Irv walks in as everyone is sharing a laugh, he has Derwin's deal memo so Derwin invites Irv to join them for dinner. Melanie introduces Irv as Derwin's obnoxious manager.
Irv asked if anyone Googled Noah yet and says there are some weird people out in the world.
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Melanie is thrilled at the news. Janay said she wants to keep the news just between them and tell Derwin when the time is right.
As soon as Janay and Noah make their exit, Derwin tells Melanie and Irv that Noah is a jack*ss and Melanie has the uh-oh look on her face.
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Derwin doesn't answer but instead says, "are you serious? No Melanie I'm not going to do this with you. It's 12 o'clock for Christ sake go to bed" and he rolls over to go back to sleep.
Melanie hits back with her truth moment, spills the beans and tells Derwin that Janay and Noah are getting married.
Now Derwin is awake and he looks pissed!
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